The Strings Attached Theatre proudly presents
His Excellency Generalissimo Felt: hand-picked, strung along, and absolutely nobody's puppet. He stands on his own two feet. They are six inches off the ground.
Take the controlsDrag the wooden control bar (or focus the stage and use the arrow keys). Tilt it (Q and E on a keyboard) to raise an arm. Then let His Excellency address the nation.
Playbill · Tonight's government
Running time: indefinite. There will be no intermission. Audience members are reminded that applause is mandatory and is being counted backstage.
We went backstage to find out who's really in charge. It's hands. Lots of hands. Each one is pulling a string attached to another control bar, which is attached to another hand, which is attached, we assume, to somebody.
We followed the strings all the way up. At the top was a small sign that said "Ask downstairs."
Souvenirs of the regime. Tell us which you'd take home. Nothing is charged; this tells us what to make.
Things you weren't supposed to see: 0 of 0
All-access backstage pass. You've seen the hands, the understudy and the uncredited Chief of Staff. Please do not tell the audience. The audience already knows. Everybody always knows.
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